The Lost Lowdown

Jen

GODSDAMNIT
why do i read these things??? the black, it taunts me so....

Jen

if we do i will crap my pants with delight. but i don't think there is time for that. unless keemie wants to see it.

Jen

You-Know-Who wrote: Clustin, the next time you do a reading you gotta step up your game! :)

How dare you, sir. Don't you know that these two men treaded the boards of the Royal Shakespeare Theatre??!

Jen

I have been rewatching season one and last night i saw Numbers. Sam Tumi's wife's accent is so absurd, so ridiculous, that I cannot imagine that it is real. She should be in a commercial for Outback Steakhouse. But then, I'm just a Yank who grew up on Crocodile Dundee, what do I know. So Perry: real...

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oh, god, is it ever...

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That is what I call service. Kudos to you, sir. Kudos.

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only peyote, and only before each podcast

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is it as good as bsg?
this may have to be my next show...though i was never a buffy fan.

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not a spoiler if you have seen BSG thru the end of s3Spoiler

is it just me or is cylon anders about 500,000 times sexier than pyramid-star anders?

Jen

When you see homeless guy trekking down the highway, you'll see a bedraggled dog following him wherever he goes. A cat would be like, peace out! Once, my roommate (4 months younger than me) and I were walking out of the train station and there was a homeless man sitting at the top with a box of kit...

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james721 wrote: #3-It was great having Jen as a guest host on your podcast - So I WILL look forward to the next shity episode

i'm terribly flattered. i promise next time i will not utter "ok, so what's next" a single time.

Jen

("Gal-Sometimes"?? now that I think about it, that's a very super-power like name!) i can hear the 1940s radio announcer: "And it's once again time for serial adventure radio hour with Sometimes-gal the Transsexual and her furry sidekick Monstro the Malamute!" As for the Littlest Hobo, I just don't...

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You-Know-Who wrote:Could that also reflect on people with dogs and/or cats as pets. People who own dogs are more playful, and people who own cats are more reserved?

perhaps, but i own a cat and speak cockney. plus i doubt anyone would call me reserved.

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If dogs and cats spoke in british accents I do feel like cats would speak in the higher class accent, they just feel more regal than dogs. Dogs don't mind getting dirty, cats are above that kinda stuff. yeah, and dogs would speak like lovable chimney sweeps and newsies. cats snicker at your low-cla...

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Claude wrote: This one could have been funny if they really committed to the premise: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre ... sh-cat.jpg

you know what's great? i had not seen this cat when I said earlier that I felt cats should speak the Queen's English.

Jen

I like Kenneth. He gets a lot of poor writing, but he allows some really great moments (like when Jack and Liz are both shouting tirades at him and spontaneously and simultaneously call him an "Appalachian mouth-breater") Also, the actor is pretty great in interviews, though as I am constantly being...

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You-Know-Who wrote:Some of the cat ones are actually funny, if you relish in stupid humor that is... http://icanhascheezburger.com/

i do sort of this this, grammatically correct and suitably pretentious lol cat
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/1 ... interests/

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May i just say (ahem...JUSTIN) this was my idea and I wanted in on it.

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Claude wrote:Cat's don't have the personality to be in on the joke, if you ask me. So it just turns into contrived pictures with contrived grammatically incorrect text on top..

I like to think that if cats (catz?) did deign us with their speech, they would speak the queen's english.

Jen

thank you, stephen. and i apologize to all (especially muttonboy, our resident survivalist and milk boiler) for inciting such confused fervor. i will certainly think twice before my next post, but at least it gave us something to theorize over during the hiatus. oh, and i'll be sure to try that pine...

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vickih wrote:i listen to:

Ricky Gervais (when i have time)

Yeah, Ricky Gervais podcast is amazing.

Jen

I just found The Bugle, a hilarious current event podcast from The Times (the London variety). AMAZING. I listen to it after I listen to Democracy Now!...it is a much lighter take on the grim state of the world, featuring John Oliver of The Daily Show fame and some other guy who I would probably kno...

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I downloaded the latest gspn to hear their take on the evil sinful homosexuality aspect. Naturally this was absent. I'm downloading their intial reaction to see if there's anything there. Stephanie's father was born in 1963. She must have married quite young... I always imagined her being like 29. ...

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Hmm, I know I'm 'older than my years'...but, ah, I don't even understand what that's all about?!? I know what you mean. I have the (mis?)fortune of supervising student employees for a so-called living. One day I came into work and saw that one of them had drawn an 'lol cat' on the sign up sheet; sa...

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http://jezebel.com/373515/lollost-srsly ... -is-weeerd

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i like this theory and i hope it is true.

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What if you guys make Podcast 50 the season 5 primer by numbering the intercession podcasts 49.1, 49.2, etc?

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http://mcsweeneys.net/2008/3/7blaszak.html

this is how i feel about lost. and the wire. and bsg.
i think you can all relate.

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muttonboy wrote:it's like some magician hidden in the pantry turned a breathmint into a pillow. I just LOVE it!

I'm not a psychologist, but I would contend that this is the most amazing comparison I have ever heard. You, Joni Mitchell, and universal health care. I'll have to reevaluate my northern neighbors.

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I'm with Justin on this one, and I really appreciate his fine defense on the subject - even though his excitement teetered on that of a dog that gets so excited when its master comes home it pees on the floor! An overflowing toilet or sink for you, I suspect, is like a pot of milk bubbling up and o...

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It is just a semantic issue. I could just use another word for what I'm talking about. I do think that whenever I think about "the future", I am thinking about what actually will happen, but I am also thinking about how what I do will affect what will happen. I am thinking about "possible futures" ...

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i have the feeling that this controversy will divide our once happy family into two camps. so if you want to live, you better go with claude.

Jen

This is perhaps one of the funniest, weirdest topics ever discussed on this podcast. Ironically when Justin said something along the lines of "I LOVE overflowing toilets" the water I had been drinking erupted from my mouth in laughter. I do love a good spit take. But not an overflowing toilet. Mayb...

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that's pretty effing funny. the one that followed that was about a new feature in cars that will prevent them from starting if the driver is Nick Nolte. Gold.

Jen

I'm Carrie Bradshaw!

Jen

Yeah, I mos def don't need a baby to know they are hard. You are right, though. Quite separate from the problem with preggers women on the island, Kate is pissed at Sawyer's reaction (which lacked any semblance of sympathy or compassion) but obvs she keeps leaving Jack bc she has a thing for asshole...

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What's bugging me a little bit, is the fact, that Desmond's time travel is in fact different from Minkowski's. M apparently travelled from 2004 into the past, while Desmond apparently travelled from 1996 into the future (sorta "pushing away" the 2004-Desmond)! Remember, it was the 1996 Desmond on t...

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also, it occurred to me in this episode that Desmond is as good at making him *one* face (of tortured, indignant confusion) as Juliette is at her trademark quarter pucker and cocked head.

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maybe a discussion of the parallels between The Constant and All Good Things..., the series finale of Start Trek

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Ben Stone: Matthew Fox from Lost?
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: You know what's interesting about him?
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: Nothing!

Jen

yeah, i'll have to work on that...i don't have the stamina that these guys have, and by hour 4 I am usually tired, hungry, and sick of the sound of my own voice.

Jen

For me, I want time travel to take me to see the dinosaurs (yes I want to ride a Stegosaurus) or to the distant future. just don't touch anything the other thing I think is interesting about this is that they seem to be looking at the rat in stasis (yeah, I said stasis) during which it is experienc...

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yeee-ah... well, also Des has obviously changed something since the notebook now makes reference to him when before his trip through time, the first time Des experienced 1996, he did not go to Oxford and never met Dan... I think it is very funny that in the scene when grunge Dan first meets army Des...

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MekareQ wrote: If it wasn't for her, Kate's, er... "problem" may have never been pointed out

yes, that observation really was my best Lost theory to date and the apex of my podcasting career. 'See' you all in Season 5.

Jen

oh please, perry, you saw last night's episode-- WAAY too good for me to podcast on...

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...Jesus has a plan for me-- I'm to guest host The Lost Lowdown every week until someone gives me an iPhone to stop...

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Jesus Christ this is a hilarious discussion. These people sound like total douchebags, but that fact that Herr Douchebag has an iPhone is compelling...How could I get in on this kind of scam??

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...or at least concerned about what locke might do to him as he loses it. i agree, it is a totally different look with a very different meaning.

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im glad you posted this again bc the url got cut off on the blog. this reminds me of the comment hurley makes in the premier that he does not want to see the ocean. unless it is some kind of odd tribute to claire, than i dont really see a woman who was marooned on an island to want a painting of a w...

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Silentbob wrote:obviously, if nobody likes the idea, it'll just die.

i originally read this as "I'll just die"...

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