The Lost Lowdown

Let me know when this gets old...

You guys keep laying it out there...

Y'all act like you never seen a smoke monster before
Jaws droppin some more, when trees rip from the floor
First it was the pilot before I came to John huntin boar
the viewers thought there was gore, when I let out a roar
but me and John have a rapport, I was just showin the door
for what the island had in store.

'Cause I'm Smoke Monster, yes I'm the real Smokey
All you other Smoke Monsters are just imitating
So won't the real Smoke Monster please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

In 88 I ripped off Montand’s arm, so go and sound the alarm
It really was simple, I was guarding the temple.
It really was slick; I made the Frenchies get sick
Robert grabbed his shotgun; I thought Rousseau was done
Much to my chagrin, she removed the firing pin.
It was quite a display, she blew Robert away.

'Cause I'm Smoke Monster, yes I'm the real Smokey
All you other Smoke Monsters are just imitating
So won't the real Smoke Monster please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I’ve had runs-ins with Eko and Keamy and even Paolo and Nikki
Judging their sins can sometimes be tricky.
For Eko, I was his brother; For Keamy, I was a killer
For Paolo and Nikki, I was a spider who became their divider
You see I don’t like outsiders who think that they are wiser.
Give me a break, I’m just protecting Jake.

'Cause I'm Smoke Monster, yes I'm the real Smokey
All you other Smoke Monsters are just imitating
So won't the real Smoke Monster please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

lol, nice