The Lost Lowdown

Horror movie:
A mother finds red bed sheets in the dryer. They're not hers. She asks around. They don't belong to anyone who lives in the house... that means... THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE. (duh duh dummm)

Chick flick:
A woman falls in love with a doctor she later learns delivered her when she was born.

the chick flick sounds like a bad richard gere movie.

Horror movie:
A mother finds red bed sheets in the dryer. They're not hers. She asks around. They don't belong to anyone who lives in the house... that means... THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE. (duh duh dummm)

... or her daughter has hit puberty.... duh duh dummm...

... or her daughter has hit puberty.... duh duh dummm...




yikes!

Stephen wrote: Chick flick:
A woman falls in love with a doctor she later learns delivered her when she was born.

"He delivered her to life. Now, he'll deliver her love." :)